Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Amanda Bynes, I'm OVER you... I'm such a Bad Liar.



Amanda Bynes tweeted that she is retiring from acting on Saturday, June 19th, 2010. I for one am extremely upset. If you don't believe me, here's the link: http://twitter.com/chicky
Did you look at it?! I was really sad when I heard. But I think I've done a good job getting over it.

It was really hard at first, but I had to cope, and it just seemed like every hour was another day, time moved so slowly. And it seemed like it kept getting worse and worse. I never looked at Amanda Bynes's Twitter before, but there's some really heartbreaking stuff in there. For example, she apparently prefers "chocolate" men. She just wants to break all of my hopes and dreams.

Well, Amanda Bynes, I'm over you! That's why I had a movie marathon with my friend Laura to get all of my feelings out (but instead it just reminded me how much I love you...) I guess I have to understand it's just not what she wants, and I guess neither am I. Sadface. :(

This first week that Amanda Bynes has been retired has been really rough. It's taken so much hysterical crying and skipping meals to cope, and I'm still not over it. I feel like I just lost my best friend, no, like my dog just died. No, like my best friend killed my dog and then set my house on fire and died in the flames. Or like my favorite actress just retired. And it's the worst feeling in the world.



I want to marry her. Too bad I'm not chocolate :/

She's gotten me through so much, but I guess it's time for me to let her go. It's time for the world to let her go...

...but Amanda, please call me? :/

~Not-Matt

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