Best Day Ever

So my friend Bridget and I frequently use the term "best day ever" for any fun thing that happens in a day. We could get an A on a test and say "best day ever!" So obviously it's lost its meaning. Like if you date someone who says "I love you" every hour, it really loses its effect, so of course you break up with them. But anyway, Bridget and I did have the best day ever the other day, and to make sure it actually has meaning, I'm going to tell you all about it (like...I'm going to tell you everything about it, not I'm going to tell y'all about it because I really don't care about you. Just kidding I love you. All of you. Every hour. Break up with me. What? Can I just tell you now?).

1) Bridget and I are going to summer school health right now so we don't have to take it during school (we're really cool; have I mentioned that?) and we had a relationship/sex talk. This was the start to our best day ever. During the talk, the speaker said "usually teens are in very physical relationships, and they lack the mental and emotional aspect of dating. Good relationships mean that you can talk about the cosmos and space and not get bored of each other." Thus, Bridget and I discovered that we're actually in love because a couple of weeks ago, we watched "Through the Wormhole" with Morgan Freeman, and then discussed black holes for a really long time. With her dad. Extra non-physicality points there. I'm getting bored of writing this without eating food so I'm going to go get a Yo-crunch.

2) It's vanilla with m&ms.

3) Bridget and I decided that we were craving Chipotle like Mexico rejoice, so she took me to my house first to get money. However, our AP exam scores came in. So after discovering that I not only got a 4 on US History and 5s on Calculus and English, but also a 3 on my Spanish exam, we decided to go to Bridget's house to get her scores, too. She also got a 4 on US History and 5s on Calc, English, and Studio Art. So, we were really proud of ourselves, and this is when we exclaimed "best day ever!" Little did we know, this was the best day ever, and we were to have more fun later.

4) So we went to Chipotle and discovered that Chipotle now has Calories on their menus! They didn't glue actual Calories to the menu because that's physically illegal, you know, 'cause they're energy; they wrote how many Calories each food had. Our burrito bowls were only around 700 Calories, and as bad as that sounds, Bridget and I tend to gravitate towards meals that rank in the big calories, Michael Phelps style. So, it was again the best day ever. Also, we found Cris's doppelganger.

5) After eating Chipotle, we made the spontaneous decision to go to the mall, where we secretly knew we were going to get cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. However, other great things occurred in the mall. First, we ended up discovering a new store in the mall that was like Forever 21. And as excited as I was about it, you know, because I have every piece of clothing from Forever 21 and I heart it with a pa$$sion, Bridget was even more excited. And then we were approached by kids from California (unfortunately not Katy Perry) and were asked where we got our Vans. We weren't even wearing vans though, so apparently Bridget and I looked like the Vans variety. Too hipster.

6) This portion of our day needs a number all to itself. We went to the Cheesecake Factory. First, we discovered that July 30th is National Cheesecake Day, so we can get cheesecake for half price. I put the event in my phone immediately and texted my friends. Then, we got their Oreo Cheesecake; good decision made by us. 10 points to Gryffindor. We immediately bolted to the food court to eat it (we contemplated eating on a bench because we really wanted that cheesecake ASAP). It was delicious, and it was more suited for our Michael Phelps diets.

7) Also, as we were entering the mall, we were listening to Lady GaGa, which is automatically the pseudo-best day ever. But when we got back in the car, Bad Romance immediately came on, and so did we. And later, we put on the radio, and Love the Way You Lie came on, we did again, and then Bulletproof came on, and I couldn't handle it, so I jumped out of the car, got ran over, then came back to life, and it was again the best day ever. Just kidding that didn't happen. I know I had you fooled.

8) I also took a four-hour nap when I got home.

So Bridget and I discovered that we loved each other, did exceptionally well on our AP exams, found a new Forever 21-like store, went to Chipotle, found Cris's doppelganger, got Cheesecake, listened to La Roux, Eminem ft. Rihanna, and Lady GaGa, looked like the Vans variety, and got 10 points for Gryffindor all in the same day. Therefore, next time we say "best day ever," we will forever remember this day, which really was the best day ever.

This was apparently our other best day ever. The shirt I'm wearing in this picture was actually the one I was wearing in the mall. I can see why I looked like the Vans variety.

~Not-Cris